Office by Alex Penny
hey look. words. that's cool. I like words. And toitles.
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
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How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
I want
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
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The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.”
I think you’re right.
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I’m really tryna wrap my head around this logic
a woman is a hoe if she tells a man to wear a condom
a woman is a hoe if she doesn’t make a man wear a condom and they fuck and she gets pregnant
what fucking game is…
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
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special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:
As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.
One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!
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who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
oedipus
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oppa spongebob style
thank god that tumblr has allowed me to email this post to all of my family members
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“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and…bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant.”
-The Doctor
It took me a day and a half to do this…but here’s the final product!
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when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money
I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
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fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
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