my tumblr relationships

  • me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
  • me: also what is your name

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

crybabe:

wow you have the best taste in music

unzip ur pants

gigglingmoriarty:

penisparker:

people who demand “realistic” fanfics need to stop. i don’t read fanfic to see my otp fighting over taxes

#now i want to see all my otps fighting over taxes [x]

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

  • netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
  • icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

I thought that much was clear